Its an incredibly long story, which I'll tell you if I hire you, but to make it short, I have a bet.
If I win the bet, I get a guest shot on the TV show House MD. If I lose, I have to streak the NBC Universal lot.
The bet, is if this one guy will believe a faked photo, of himself, is real.
So, I have utterly no skill at all. I'm looking to hire someone, and I'm poor, so take pity, who can fake the photo, which will be me, and the guy in question. I will give you the picture of the guy, and can take the one of me based on your instructions.
Let me know if you are interested and how much you would charge.
Keep in mind, either way, if you want I will let the post production team of the show know its your work.