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Cash 4 Skilled Photoshop Artist with Wicked Humor

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Old 02-08-2012, 04:13 AM
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Warning: This classified ad is for a legitimate job involving adult content. If you are under 18 years of age, uncomfortable viewing sexually explicit content (including heterosexual, homosexual and/or bisexual sex acts), or if it’s considered illegal to view pornography in your country/state, please stop reading and return to the prior page.



I need to hire someone who is a skilled freelance Photoshop retouch artist, comfortable working with adult images, and has a wicked sense of humor. Artist must own a reliable high resolution LCD screen computer (preferably a Mac) with a fast broadband internet connection, and have their own license of Adobe Photoshop CS5 installed.

The photoshop work is for a humorous gay adult blog featuring photoshopped photos of straight curious men doing gay porn. So, your task will be to take explicit photos and make them funny, and at times outrageous. Examples of edits include: making porn stars cross-eyed, applying woman's makeup to male performers, cropping/masking/blending subjects, modifying/extracting backgrounds, exaggerating money shots, altering/retouching body parts, and superimposing animals, celebrities, explosions, smoke, fire, water, apparel, shadows and other bizarre things onto the photos. As an example, I photoshopped and attached a non-explicit before and after photo below.

This is a long-term project and requires 30+ photoshopped images per month. In addition to the final image JPEG, the original PSD file along with all its photoshop layers must also be uploaded to my online Content Management System. I pay $7.50 in USD per 15 minutes of work. In house, each image takes anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour to complete, so a similar expediency is expected as well. All completed tasks within a two week period are paid in full through Paypal.

If you are interested and agree with the requirements above, please PM or contact me by email via my forum profile. I will reply with a web link to a PDF file containing sexually explicit "Before and After" photos of my photoshopped work for you to download and review. After reviewing the PDF file, please only reply if you are capable of creating photoshopped images of this caliber or better. This will help save on time and allow me to reply to those who are genuinely interested. Also, please refrain from sending me your website designs, ad banners or anything else that doesn't show off your true retouching and image altering abilities. I'm not looking for website designers, flash animators, GIF banner makers, or someone who dabbles in photoshop. I'm in need of a talented and seasoned photoshop artist with a wicked sense of humor.

Thanks for reading.

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