maybe you just suck at retouching...

[BodegaGo]

did someone already post this? it's kinda old but i just found it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M

[Ant]

there's even a podcast. I found out about the guy just recently too.

[Stephen A]

That's pretty vulgar, but also pretty funny. I'd just like to add "NSFW".
e: The second one is definitely better than the first.

[KR1156]

that's some funny sh*t....needed that today!

*i love the gun photos when he's scrolling in bridge!

[toxic_snake]

Lol, the guy is hillerious.

[Benny Profane]

That's funny. photoshop's first stand....no....sit-down act.

[mquest]

Heh, good thing to start the morning with!

[pixel_monkey]

"I'm gonna grab the Distort tool. Some people might grab the Perspective tool, but they're big p*ssy. So, we're gonna do it the right way."
Hahahaha....wish I could say that to the editors and art directors that tell me to use a certain tool for a job at work.

[superkoax]

HAHA! Funny! I think the gun photo's were there for a reason! hehe...

Nice one!

Thanks for sharing!