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Old 09-18-2008, 02:04 PM
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Re: Can someone retouch this for me?

Hugnsteenk this is Brownee you post on my link My grandma can blur shit.. There is no competitive rate at that level. That level is dead (thank god).
http://www.retouchpro.com/forums/cla...touch-job.html (Here is the link)at first I was kinda feeling very bab thinking you must be some kind of a photoshop pro I am sure I would ave not made such fun out of some picture but now I know you deserve it hahahah. sorry but cant help

I guess if she was here she would have really blur your shit
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:18 PM
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Hugnsteenk this is Brownee you post on my link My grandma can blur shit.. There is no competitive rate at that level. That level is dead (thank god).
http://www.retouchpro.com/forums/cla...touch-job.html (Here is the link)at first I was kinda feeling very bab thinking you must be some kind of a photoshop pro I am sure I would ave not made such fun out of some picture but now I know you deserve it hahahah. sorry but cant help

I guess if she was here she would have really blur your shit
English comprehension is hard. I understand. Sorry that you don't understand. But you made me laugh again with this post. There must be some rather excellent mind altering drugs in your country. Keep it up!
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Old 09-19-2008, 11:25 AM
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Re: Can someone retouch this for me?

My dead grandmother can whip your dead grandmother in English grammar 101.
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Old 09-19-2008, 01:02 PM
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My dead grandmother once kicked a puppy into a bull fighting ring while visiting Spain. Later, while having lunch with her sister and enjoying some tako, she witnessed a dog bite a man's ass who was peering into the petrol door of his car with a lit fag. Startled and in pain, the man jumped and his cigarette fell into the tank causing an explosion. The noise and all that, in turn startled the dog who did one of those cartoon jumps straight into the air, legs pinwheeling, before he bolted down the sidewalk toward a mother and toddler who had stopped their progress due to the explosion. The dog, (turns out it was one of those that you often see gangsters with and on the telly used in dog fights) rather than go around the duo leapt over the toddler. In the process, the end of his un-manned leash hooked around the childs neck....

good. you missed mans though

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Old 09-19-2008, 01:13 PM
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Should be a comma after "pain"
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Old 09-19-2008, 01:57 PM
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You also used "later" two times in the same sentence.
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Old 09-19-2008, 02:38 PM
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My dead grandmother once kicked a puppy into a bull fighting ring while visiting Spain. ....

Impossible if she was dead.............
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Old 09-19-2008, 03:13 PM
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Impossible if she was dead.............
You obviously have never met my grandmother.
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Old 09-19-2008, 04:37 PM
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Re: Can someone retouch this for me?

Nice work, Hugh!

I see that you've added the comma after "pain" and removed the extra "later". There's still something wrong.... Let's see if you can guess!

If you stick around, you might learn something else.

Ciao!
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Old 09-19-2008, 10:41 PM
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LOL at Hugh! I find it hard to believe that someone is so acclimated to being editorialized that he actually came back and edited his thread for a comma! All the while, others here are typing with that gawd awful texting shorthand
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