Can someone retouch this for me?

[HughSteenk]

I hate all of you.http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/....jpg?t=1053139

[santajuana]

oh my God!!!! I love this post!!!! made me laugh a lot!!!!

[smoothfluid]

Double happy. nice one.

[Insensitive.]

LMAO. Omg they are sooooo mean.

[stosh7]

the wiould never happen here ,,, WOULD IT?

Stosh

[CaptainHook]

Hahahahahha.

[Ayumi]

Not funny :/
Plaintive even.

[Verywierd]

Sad that people have to react like that to a request for help.

[Peter S]

Originally Posted by Verywierd

Sad that people have to react like that to a request for help.

But there was no request for help.
It was will someone do it.

Peter

[smak]

Everybody's a 12 year-old on the net.

[Verywierd]

Originally Posted by Peter S

But there was no request for help.
It was will someone do it.

Peter

The guy's English was not that good, but "Please someone do it I will really appreciate it" seems clear and polite enough.

[Peter S]

Originally Posted by Verywierd

The guy's English was not that good, but "Please someone do it I will really appreciate it" seems clear and polite enough.

Actually his English was not that bad, he was polite, I'll admit. But.......

[BagLady]

Hello Hugh,

I enjoy reading your posts that give us good advice, not the ones that insult everyone! Obviously, not everyone here intends to become a high end retoucher.

There's nothing wrong with having a hobby! Just like photographers... There are those that pursue a carrier in international fashion photography at a high level and those that do it for a hobby...

Unfortunately, I think that your good advice has been overlooked due to the insults, which is a shame, because you obviously have knowledge to share.

Please direct your comments and advice to those of us that are sincerely interested in high end retouching... and don't assume that we haven't artistic backgrounds, Wacom tablets, a love for photography and/or fashion.

Of course, Photoshop takes years to learn....and the learning process is never ending! We're here to learn and to help. What's wrong with that?

Ciao,

BagLady

[smak]

Well said, Bag Lady.

[BagLady]

Thanks Smak... I'm glad that you agree with me.

[Benny Profane]

Good Lord, go buy a sense of humor, for crying out.........

Is this place full of church ladies and their men on leashes?

[HughSteenk]

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Good Lord, go buy a sense of humor, for crying out.........

Is this place full of church ladies and their men on leashes?

It appears so.

[Verywierd]

Kicking puppies never struck me as funny. Kicking an unleashed pit bull on the other hand ...

I am quite happy to laugh at some idiot who tries to eat a live octopus and chokes to death, or a guy who gets a bull's horn up his arse in Pamplona. Or how about the guy who tried to check the level of fuel in his car using a lighted match for a light source.

There is a not so fine line between just deserts and simple nastiness.

[Benny Profane]

That response is very weird.

Lighten up. It's good for your health and social life.

[diggnikon]

Best read ive had all day in studio .

Thanx Hugh

[BROWNEE]

Hugnsteenk this is Brownee you post on my link My grandma can blur shit.. There is no competitive rate at that level. That level is dead (thank god).
http://www.retouchpro.com/forums/cla...touch-job.html (Here is the link)at first I was kinda feeling very bab thinking you must be some kind of a photoshop pro I am sure I would ave not made such fun out of some picture but now I know you deserve it hahahah. sorry but cant help

I guess if she was here she would have really blur your shit

[HughSteenk]

Originally Posted by BROWNEE

Hugnsteenk this is Brownee you post on my link My grandma can blur shit.. There is no competitive rate at that level. That level is dead (thank god).
http://www.retouchpro.com/forums/cla...touch-job.html (Here is the link)at first I was kinda feeling very bab thinking you must be some kind of a photoshop pro I am sure I would ave not made such fun out of some picture but now I know you deserve it hahahah. sorry but cant help

I guess if she was here she would have really blur your shit

English comprehension is hard. I understand. Sorry that you don't understand. But you made me laugh again with this post. There must be some rather excellent mind altering drugs in your country. Keep it up!

[Benny Profane]

My dead grandmother can whip your dead grandmother in English grammar 101.

[HughSteenk]

My dead grandmother once kicked a puppy into a bull fighting ring while visiting Spain. Later, while having lunch with her sister and enjoying some tako, she witnessed a dog bite a man's ass who was peering into the petrol door of his car with a lit fag. Startled and in pain, the man jumped and his cigarette fell into the tank causing an explosion. The noise and all that, in turn startled the dog who did one of those cartoon jumps straight into the air, legs pinwheeling, before he bolted down the sidewalk toward a mother and toddler who had stopped their progress due to the explosion. The dog, (turns out it was one of those that you often see gangsters with and on the telly used in dog fights) rather than go around the duo leapt over the toddler. In the process, the end of his un-manned leash hooked around the childs neck....

good. you missed mans though

[Markzebra]

Should be a comma after "pain"

[BagLady]

You also used "later" two times in the same sentence.

[Peter S]

Originally Posted by HughSteenk

My dead grandmother once kicked a puppy into a bull fighting ring while visiting Spain. ....

Impossible if she was dead.............

[HughSteenk]

Originally Posted by Peter S

Impossible if she was dead.............

You obviously have never met my grandmother.

[BagLady]

Nice work, Hugh!

I see that you've added the comma after "pain" and removed the extra "later". There's still something wrong.... Let's see if you can guess!

If you stick around, you might learn something else.

Ciao!

[0lBaldy]

LOL at Hugh! I find it hard to believe that someone is so acclimated to being editorialized that he actually came back and edited his thread for a comma! All the while, others here are typing with that gawd awful texting shorthand