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01-09-2002, 04:48 PM
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| | | By Gad Tim smacks of fetishism to me! | 
01-09-2002, 04:48 PM
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| | | Ohmygod!!! Who showed 'em how to work zippers and buttons? Its the visual equlivent of cholera, typhoid and a six month bad-whiskey-with-antifreeze-chaser drunk all rolled into one mind numbing,intellect draining, panic inspiring apocalyptic vision of the nineteenth level of hades...Psychologically penetrating dont even describe the half of it.. I may never sleep again...the image keeps coming back each time I shut my eyes....along with cold sweats, palpitations and a sudden urge to cast myself from the basement window....Tom | 
01-09-2002, 04:51 PM
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| | | Tom, I can hear your printer from here !!! | 
01-09-2002, 05:09 PM
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| | | Chris - Fetishism? Well, there were those unfortunate thoughts of Annette in her mouse ears so many years ago.
Tom - [You've got me laughing so hard I can hardly reply. But I'll try to rise to the occasion.] Your reaction is EXACTLY the one my artistic vision was guiding me to. I now realize that amidst the doubts and uncertainties that befall the creatrive process, my artistic muse was faithfully leading me to the granduer and glory of all that is noble and inspired and truthful within my creative being. Thank you for validating my artistic vision.
(You're jumping out the *basement* window?) | 
01-09-2002, 05:48 PM
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| | | I humbly doff my hat to a true master of the Macabre..... Shelly in all her fitfully driven fevered imaginings never envisioned anything like that....Tom | 
01-09-2002, 08:31 PM
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| | Tim,
That's gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.  I suppose you know you'll *never* be able to visit Chris!
Ed | 
01-10-2002, 08:48 PM
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| | | Hey Ed, glad you enjoyed it.
Yeah, I know I have probably eternally damned my chances for successful entry into the land that I have most wanted to visit, but, hey, we all have to set our priorities and who could pass up such a golden opportunity to lambast a national figure?
It was just too much of a temptation. It was an ACCIDENT...I didn't mean to do it! | 
01-11-2002, 01:57 PM
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| | long live the queen Considering the subject of the painting, it almost has a "Portrait of Dorian Gray" quality to it. Maybe the Queen can stop aging now. LOL | 
01-11-2002, 02:10 PM
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| | | What worries me is the replacement ! |
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