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Chuckle for the day (jokes/humorous tales here please) Part II

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Old 08-05-2007, 06:24 PM
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The thing you need a Chemist shop (drug store) for nowadays!!!



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Old 08-17-2007, 09:35 PM
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Ever think that maybe something was going on in the wee hours of the AM????

www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm
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Old 09-03-2007, 09:43 PM
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Here's an example of the "LOLcats" invading the internet --

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/14/parashoot1/
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:16 AM
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From the website:
"Snowball is a medium sulphur-crested Eleanora cockatoo (that's a bird, folks) and he loves to dance and sing. He loves the Back Street Boys. No one taught Snowball to dance...he just heard this song and suddenly felt like dancing. ... And at the end of the performance he takes a bow or two or twenty!! Enjoy the show. (You might want to turn the sound down a bit...)

http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.html

Press the Play button on the video
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Old 11-01-2007, 11:19 AM
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Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?

Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to
enjoy your well-earned privacy:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop and open it.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep
breath

6. Click on the following web address:


http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf


7. Watch him go white!
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:25 AM
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I'm sending a copy to a bunch of folks, but highly recommend that NO one ever does that!

Good one, Gary!
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:55 PM
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highly recommend that NO one ever does that!
Yeah, not to be recommended when there's a sky marshal on board.
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Old 11-05-2007, 05:16 PM
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If the person next to you is able to read the writing, they might become even more upset because the writing does not say anything, its more like just random letters, nonsensical.
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:00 PM
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... they might become even more upset because the writing does not say anything, its more like just random letters, nonsensical.
Wow! I'm impressed that you can read it. To me, they're just very pretty designs. How did a "Mike living in Colorado" learn Arabic?
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:01 PM
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Wow! I'm impressed that you can read it. To me, they're just very pretty designs. How did a "Mike living in Colorado" learn Arabic?
Because Mikes loving son makes his living knowing all sorts of things Arabic. After awhile I have learned to at least kind of know when the writing looks correct or not, it didn't so I sent it to him and he told me.
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