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Chuckle for the day (jokes/humorous tales here please) Part II

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Old 05-28-2011, 05:20 PM
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I have had a personal knowledge of the "Power of Women" for a very long time.
I am reluctant to tell you this but I will risk it anyway.
In the late 1960's I was heavily involved with a Woman named Pam and She was a Contortionist.
Our relationship was to say the least -- Fabulous.
So we got engaged and things were Great -- Until she broke It off.
It was so painful and I've never felt like a whole man since.
Just so you know
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Old 05-29-2011, 01:58 PM
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LOL Gary, that sheep joke is way too funny... I will try one here (sorry in advance for typos.

Ok, Here we have Tom who doesn't like cats at all, but his wife has one at the house... One day Tom decided to get rid of the cat, so he puts the cat in a bag, and went 10 blocks north and left the cat abandoned...

When he came back home, the cat was sitting on the porch looking very relaxed.

The next day, Tom took the cat, went 10 blocks south and another 10 blocks east and left the cat abandoned again...

Again, when he came back home, the cat was there at the porch very relaxed...

By then Tom was really pissed off, and decided to get rid of the cat for sure...

Next day, he took the cat, and went, 10 blocks west, 20 blocks south, 20 blocks east and 20 blocks north, and he thought, finally I got rid of the stupid cat...

One hour later, the telephone at the house rings, it was Tom, he asks his wife; is the cat there? wife says yes he is here, Tom says: Put the danm cat on the phone because I'm lost !!!
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:48 PM
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there were three construction workers sitting eating their bagged lunches and thermos bottle beverages. the first guy strikes up a conversation by asking what is the greatest invention ever made. and he starts off with his own answer. he says, 'i think it's the light bulb. it's cheap, it's lights up the night and has extended the hours of the day and made them more productive.'. so, the next guy says, 'ok, i think it's the computer chip. look at all the stuff that has come about with that! we have computers in everything now and it makes our lives easier and more productive.'. the last guy is kind of quiet, so the first guy asks him, 'what do you think?'. the guy sits there and thinks and looks around and finally chimes in with, 'i think it's the thermos. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold... how do it know?'.
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Many of us watched a pig herd sheep in the movie, "Babe". Now it's time to watch a dog herd sheep - but not a Collie, Border Collie, Heeler or any of the usual herding breeds. Watch how an English lady herds sheep.
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:03 AM
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Many of us watched a pig herd sheep in the movie, "Babe". Now it's time to watch a dog herd sheep - but not a Collie, Border Collie, Heeler or any of the usual herding breeds. Watch how an English lady herds sheep.
Only in England lol

there is a saying "mad dogs and English men " ! ! !

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there were three construction workers sitting eating their bagged lunches and thermos bottle beverages. the first guy strikes up a conversation by asking what is the greatest invention ever made. and he starts off with his own answer. he says, 'i think it's the light bulb. it's cheap, it's lights up the night and has extended the hours of the day and made them more productive.'. so, the next guy says, 'ok, i think it's the computer chip. look at all the stuff that has come about with that! we have computers in everything now and it makes our lives easier and more productive.'. the last guy is kind of quiet, so the first guy asks him, 'what do you think?'. the guy sits there and thinks and looks around and finally chimes in with, 'i think it's the thermos. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold... how do it know?'.
cute story.. heehee..
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Heart Warming Holiday Tale

A married couple had been out Christmas shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her husband’s cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"

Husband: "Darling, you remember that jeweler shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn't have money that time, and I said 'Sweetheart, it'll be yours one day'"?

Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my Love."



Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar right next to that shop."
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lol; seen variations of this joke before Nancy. Something tells me that the dog house may be waiting for this guy if and when he arrives home.

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lol, nancy
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