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Old 04-02-2010, 05:11 PM
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Cheesy Photography Jokes Anyone?

please add one if you got one....please keep it clean...no joke too cheesy!!!


A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made the daily trek to the elementary school. As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother was worried that her daughter would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might cause her harm. Following each roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being very concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to the school.

Soon she saw her small child walking along. The thunder would boom, and then, at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking up at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called out and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?" Her little girl answered, "God keeps taking pictures of me!"
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:42 PM
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Re: Cheesy Photography Jokes Anyone?

Q: Do you know what happened to the photographer who sat on his camera?
A: He developed polaroids
Regards, Murray
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:15 PM
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Re: Cheesy Photography Jokes Anyone?

Q: What did Cinderella say after getting her picture taken?
A: Someday my prints will come.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:27 PM
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Re: Cheesy Photography Jokes Anyone?

all of you, go to your rooms! lol
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Old 04-03-2010, 12:25 AM
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Re: Cheesy Photography Jokes Anyone?

Here is another really bad one...

How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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