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Old 11-30-2002, 08:19 AM
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Just Perfect

Here's another one I got in e-mail this morning:



Enjoy this one......



> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
> met. After a
> perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
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> Their life together was, of course, perfect.
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> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
> was driving their
> perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
> someone at the
> side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
> couple, they stopped to help.
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> There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
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> disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
> perfect couple loaded Santa
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> Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
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> couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of
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Old 11-30-2002, 01:32 PM
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Ed, there used to be a BETTER version of this one -- it ended at the "perfect woman". Yes, I'm guilty -- I kept reading after it told me to stop...
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