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Old 08-23-2001, 06:58 PM
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Oh God that was funny. I have to admit when I saw the numbers I thought of lawn fertilizer too. Shows what I know of perfumes. Mine usually come from the dollar store. I guess we don't carry that brand this side of the Atlantic Chris. Closest perfume with a number here is Channel No. 5. Maybe one of the more refined ladies on the site can help you. I think too much like our distinguished cow.
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Old 08-23-2001, 07:04 PM
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HEY, How about borrowing a page from your friend Tony's play book and try the "Siberian Approach"? What lady could possibly fail to be deeply and instantly affected by a tub of deer fat and charcoal? I know when I told my wife about that it must have been a spiritual moment for her as while walking away she kept saying 'OH GOD"". Tom
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Old 08-23-2001, 07:16 PM
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The answer was in front of me all the time, where did I put that venison...............
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Old 08-25-2001, 11:07 AM
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Good news

Got a phone call this afternoon inviting me for a trip on the new narrowboat . Must take a lifebelt, I've found they haven't handled one before.


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Old 08-25-2001, 01:21 PM
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Just think of NELSON when the water is up to your boot tops, and bravely sing sustaining songs! Stiff upper lip and all that. Tom
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Old 08-25-2001, 01:47 PM
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Rule Brittania

Not being captain I will feel totally justified in stepping into the lifeboat first to assist women and children abandon ship.......


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Old 08-25-2001, 03:30 PM
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Just a suggestion... to insure your reservation to a seat in the lifeboat...TAKE A BONNET!!!! Tom
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Old 08-25-2001, 04:07 PM
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Ok But I'm damned if I'm shaving the beard off !!
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Old 08-25-2001, 04:26 PM
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Just tell 'em your from South London--- no-one will think twice about it!!! Just remember the wise old saying: I"M ON BOARD--PULL UP THE LADDER!! Tom
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Old 08-25-2001, 04:47 PM
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A cruise ship went down off the east coast of Africa a few years ago when the engineers opened a drainage valve that was 'to sea' The Greek captain who departed 'very' early told the enquiry he felt that he could organise the rescue of his passengers more efficiently from the deck of a nearby rescue ship.
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