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Old 02-12-2003, 07:35 PM
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 (games) and NBA 3.0 (games). And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly WAV files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

A bit long but cute.
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Old 02-12-2003, 08:24 PM
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Just in time for St. Valentine's Day!
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Old 02-12-2003, 08:35 PM
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That's great Debbie. Thanks for the laugh.

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Old 02-13-2003, 07:28 AM
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Debbie, that was great!!!

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Old 02-13-2003, 08:24 AM
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Debbie that was so cute and so true. Thank you
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