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Old 02-13-2003, 09:07 PM
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How To Bathe A Cat

HOW TO BATHE A CAT
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1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which
is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as
possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

The Dog


I trust you all enough to post this without fear of some ding-a-ling actually trying to do it. I'm right to think that.... right?
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Old 02-13-2003, 09:14 PM
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A happy result of the above:
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Old 02-13-2003, 10:18 PM
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Hilarious CJ. Hadn't heard that one before. I will continue its journey around the globe by forwarding it further
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Old 02-14-2003, 01:39 AM
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Chuck -- I won't even repeat what you said, but the answer is a resounding NO!!


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Old 02-14-2003, 01:53 AM
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LOL! That's terrific! And the picture is priceless!

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Old 02-14-2003, 03:47 AM
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Fantastic - love it and so does my dog
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Old 02-14-2003, 07:52 AM
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Helga thinks this is a great idea also. She does wonder what is the purpose of steps 7 and 8?

Bob & Helga
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Helga thinks this is a great idea also. She does wonder what is the purpose of steps 7 and 8?
Ummmm, Helga wishes to see the cat remain in the toilet?

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Thanks for the laugh. It's worth sending to others. Hooch and Princess don't understand the purpose of steps 7 and 8 either.

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Old 02-16-2003, 01:25 PM
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Hi
Just chiming in here and taking a break from fooling around with my new digital camera ( decided on a CanonS45).

Was sent this cat picture by someone whose cat just returned from the groomer. Apparently there was a miscommunication between a request for a " Line Cut " which supposedly is a trim of matted fur around the cat's lower mid-section ( I never heard of that term)and this resultant " Lion Cut". Don't know if the picture is doctored but if it is , I think they did a good job.
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