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Old 05-09-2003, 12:04 PM
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My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe he will buy me a diamond next time!!!!!
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:35 PM
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Old 05-28-2003, 03:22 PM
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True story

A friend of mine by the name of Shirley, who has 5 kids, was trying to teach them the proper way to answer the phone. After much training, she was much pleased with her results. One day, I called Shirley and her youngest boy (eight) answered the phone.
I said,” Hello. Can I talk to your mom?” He politely said, “No, she’s not available right now. Could I take a message?” I said, “No, that’s okay. I’ll call back later.” And just as I started to hang up I heard the young man call out, “Wait a minute! I just heard her flush!” Then I heard this scream and the phone went dead. Later on, when I called back, and told her it was me who had called she sighed with relief. She said, “Thank God it was you and not somebody important!” Needless to say, she’s still a little reluctant to let the youngest one answer the phone.

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Old 05-28-2003, 03:36 PM
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True stories are still the BEST!

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Old 06-08-2003, 09:11 PM
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One night, a young man who had too much to drink knocked on Tom's door. Tom answered, and the man said "Hi, I'm Alex. Would you give me a shove?" Tom said "It's three o'clock in the morning! I'm not about to go out there now." On returning to bed, Tom's wife asked him who was at the door. Tom told her the story. She reminded Tom that their car had broken down about three weeks ago, and someone stopped to help them out. She told him he should help the poor man. Reluctantly, Tom got dressed and went outside. "Alex, are you still around?" he shouted. "I'm in the back yard" answered Alex. Tom walked back there to find Alex sitting on his kid's swing set. "Would you give me a shove?"

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Old 06-10-2003, 03:09 AM
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A Kentucky phone company was going to hire a team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two rednecks and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will install poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job." Both teams headed right out.

At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve. Forty-five minutes later, Bubba and Darrell, the redneck guys came back and they were totally exhausted.

The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"
Bubba, the team leader wiped his brow and sighed, 'Darrell and me, we got three in." The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!" "Yeah," said Bubba, "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground!"
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Old 06-18-2003, 03:44 PM
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Mona Lips

Thought you might like this one. Steve
http://www.cite-sciences.fr/english/...age/mona.html#">Click
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Old 06-18-2003, 07:03 PM
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Steve....Now that was funny! The rest of the site has a lot of fun things to do and play with.

Thnx,
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Old 06-19-2003, 10:43 PM
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Girl with a Pearl Earring
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ------ ROTFLMAO

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