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Chuckle for the day (jokes/humourous tales here please)

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Old 06-10-2002, 02:41 AM
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thats hilarious! thats what I kept thinking when I was having knee problems and I saw my xrays - "darn, I wish I could just clone that thing outta there!!"

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Old 06-10-2002, 07:21 AM
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You're an angel. Oh I used to have 4 fingers and a thumb but I amputated one in Photoshop.
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Old 06-10-2002, 09:58 AM
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Just how you pictured me huh? Hard to say if that's flattering of disappointing Ed.
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Well, let's just say I'd like to order a 20 X 24.

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Old 06-10-2002, 10:37 AM
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You do know how to charm a girl Ed.
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Old 06-10-2002, 11:32 PM
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you know humor is good... and this thread started out with a nice example....
bet we all would like to show where our humor lies... so maybe we could just post things that we have run across that struck our humurous side....
not to say dump every dumb cartoon that we ran across... just things that gaves us a giggle.... well ok chuckle for us guys.. whatever is comfortable...
so.... sorry ..... but maybe it's life... maybe it's me and for sure it's out of season.. but this is mine...
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Old 06-11-2002, 12:18 AM
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A couple of good ol' boys are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"
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Old 06-11-2002, 12:51 AM
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that's so funny.
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Ewwwww, Ron!

So, I guess that getting a lump of coal for Christmas just really means that Santa isn't getting enought fiber....
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Old 06-11-2002, 03:27 PM
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a maine logger was twitching out some logs one Day when his horse died..
so he drove into town to acquire about another,,
he was directed to A french man's farm.... as he turned up the lane he noticed this handsome horse that looked like one of the clydesdales...
when he found the frenchman he asked if he had a workhorse.. "oui ... just one .. zat one near zee road "...
"well how much is that one " the logger asked
"50 dolar" replied the frenchman
"wow thats pretty cheap " "whats wrong with him" ?
"well he no look so good" replied frenchy

well the logger knew a thing or two about horses and that horse look wonderful to him so he bought it....

next day he hitched the horse to some logs... reached up and slapped it on the butt .. and the horse took off....
boink... right into a tree..
so he straightened it out slapped it again and boink... right into another tree...

so he went back to the french man and said " whats wrong with that horse you sold me?" " he keeps running into trees ? "

replied frency " Oui ! like I say ... he no look so good"
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