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Old 06-11-2002, 06:30 PM
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Ed L had sent me that one in an e-mail recently and at first I was shocked Ed was sending such a racey joke until the last line. I think that is so cute. It just has to be true.
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Old 06-11-2002, 08:55 PM
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Nobody told a blonde joke yet, so here goes. The CIA was looking for a woman to work as a hit man (okay, hit woman). Three women applied for the job, and they were told that their husbands were tied to a chair in a locked room. If they were to get the job, they had to go in the room alone with their husband, and kill him. They were given a revolver, and they entered the room, one at a time. The first woman was in there for a short while, when the door opened and she came out. "I just couldn't do it" she said. She was told she was too soft for the job to be hired. The second woman followed, and again after a short while, she came out saying that she couldn't do it either. The blonde was next. She entered the room. From outside the room, loud noises could be heard, then finally nothing. She came out, and said "Somebody put blanks in this gun. I had to beat him to death with the other chair".

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Old 06-11-2002, 09:49 PM
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Why was the blonde so happy when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only a week?

The box said 5-7 years.

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Old 06-11-2002, 09:51 PM
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The box said 5-7 years.
-Jeanie (yes, I'm still reading this thread - these jokes are great. )
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Old 06-17-2002, 09:59 AM
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six
again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Screaming loop, the Wall of Fear -everything
there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her
head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac
along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned
over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye slowly opened, and then the wife said, "You idiot, I meant my dress
size."
The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna
get it wrong.

(I was tempted to post this in Ed's "Women!" thread.... )
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Old 06-17-2002, 11:30 AM
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cute Jak...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back ?
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Old 06-17-2002, 11:36 AM
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back ?

A stick.

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Old 06-17-2002, 11:41 AM
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too fast!!! so right
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Old 06-17-2002, 12:34 PM
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Jak said ""I'd love to be six again". What she meant was that she'd like to be a *size* six again. Women simply do not mean what they say. No further comments from the defense! Case closed!!

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Old 06-17-2002, 01:49 PM
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Touché Ed...
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