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Old 11-05-2006, 07:49 AM
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Re: Chuckle for the day (jokes/humourous tales here please)

Nice one CJ, and so true, I've been noticing some of the same things myself.
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Old 11-07-2006, 01:22 PM
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... so true, I've been noticing some of the same things myself.
Gary, please use bigger type in your replies!
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Old 11-07-2006, 02:29 PM
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Re: Chuckle for the day (jokes/humourous tales here please)

Q: What are usually the last words of a redneck?

A: "Hey y'all, watch this!"
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Old 11-07-2006, 06:09 PM
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Gary, please use bigger type in your replies!
THIS BIG ENOUGH C.J ?
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Old 11-07-2006, 06:20 PM
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THIS BIG ENOUGH C.J ?


I need a bigger screen now.

you just pushed the sides off of this one.

Has anyone got any sticky tape handy????????

Peter
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Old 11-07-2006, 06:55 PM
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I need a bigger screen now.

you just pushed the sides off of this one.

Has anyone got any sticky tape handy????????

Peter

Gary -- Yes, I can read that WITHOUT my glasses!

Peter, so sorry about breaking your monitor -- I hope you found the tape (or velcro) to patch it together.

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Old 11-08-2006, 02:50 AM
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I need a bigger screen now.

you just pushed the sides off of this one.

Has anyone got any sticky tape handy????????

Peter


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Gary -- Yes, I can read that WITHOUT my glasses!
I can't! that's why I do most of my retouches using my Braile interface. (Called Microsoft White Stick)
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Old 11-08-2006, 08:48 AM
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I can't!
Not so loud I need new speakers now.
Where's that cotton wool??????????
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Old 11-15-2006, 10:00 AM
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The power of makeup

...and photo editing skills.

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Note: This is not a "political statemenet" by me. I could not care less. The intent was to share a humourous idea. Copy/paste in your own victim.
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Old 11-15-2006, 11:20 AM
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Re: Chuckle for the day (jokes/humourous tales here please)

Didn't get that one at first Danny, but I'm now ROFLMAO.
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