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Old 09-11-2001, 07:46 AM
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
light bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me!

LABRADOR RETRIEVER: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

MALAMUTE HUSKY: Let the Border Collie do it. And you can feed me while he's
busy.

POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this terrible
hangover.....

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND: If it isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle....

ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

GERMAN SHEPHERD: All right, everyone stop right where you are! Who busted
the light? I SAID, "STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!"

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the
question should be this: How long will it be before I can expect light?
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Old 09-11-2001, 09:20 AM
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That was cute. Did you make that up? Boy that fit every dog and I have a husky and you called that one right.
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