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  • Just Perfect

    Here's another one I got in e-mail this morning:



    Enjoy this one......



    > Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
    > met. After a
    > perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
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    > Their life together was, of course, perfect.
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    > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
    > was driving their
    > perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
    > someone at the
    > side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
    > couple, they stopped to help.
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    > There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
    > Not wanting to
    > disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
    > perfect couple loaded Santa
    > and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
    > driving along delivering the
    > toys.
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    > Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
    > and the perfect
    > couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of
    > them survived the accident.
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    > Question: Who was the survivor?
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    > > The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
    > really existed in
    > the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa
    > Claus and there is no
    > such thing as a perfect man.
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    > > **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of
    > the joke.
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    > > **** Men keep scrolling.
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    > > So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
    > the woman must have
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    > > By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
    > reading, this
    > illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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  • #2
    Ed, there used to be a BETTER version of this one -- it ended at the "perfect woman". Yes, I'm guilty -- I kept reading after it told me to stop...

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