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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
    lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
    light bulb?

    BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
    code.

    DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    ROTTWEILER: Make me!

    LABRADOR RETRIEVER: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
    Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    MALAMUTE HUSKY: Let the Border Collie do it. And you can feed me while he's
    busy.

    POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
    time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this terrible
    hangover.....

    POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

    GREYHOUND: If it isn't moving. Who cares?

    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
    circle....

    ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

    GERMAN SHEPHERD: All right, everyone stop right where you are! Who busted
    the light? I SAID, "STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!"

    HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

    CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the
    question should be this: How long will it be before I can expect light?

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    Ed
    That was cute. Did you make that up? Boy that fit every dog and I have a husky and you called that one right.
    DJ

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