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    Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so off they went to
    the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher.
    I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty
    stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week
    unemployment pay.

    Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since diesel
    fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

    When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back in to the office to
    find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The
    clerk explained: Panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were
    skilled labor.

    "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven pulls
    them down on his head and says, ’Yah, diesel fitter


  • #2
    maybe you could work a donut fitter in there too.


    • #3
      Only if he worked on a hensworth.



      • #4
        $3.00? nice fat juicy one, $4.00?


        • #5
          You got it!!



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